Happy belated birthday, ladykeryth! Hope you had a good one. ^_ ( Read more... )

Yesterday at work, I was landed with quite possibly the most boring job that the store has to offer..... lollipop duty. Yep, nothing but standing around looking like a pillock/wandering around the aisles looking like a lost pillock, with a large red lollipop with "Here to help" written on it in screaming white letters. It. Was. Dull. And the amount ( Read more... )

Fucking hell. My sister just allowed an entire bottle filled with an alcoholic beverage to shatter all over our kitchen floor. So, basically, we have both spent the last half hour trying to pick/sweep every last piece of glass from the floor, drying up all the booze, and polishing the floor so it doesn't become sticky. My mother is going to be ( Read more... )